January 19, 2009
Would you have sex with Ann Coulter?
What if “she” were a woman?
Ah, there’s so much to love about Ann Coulter…Who could forget her subtle exploration of race and religious identity after 9/11, when she referred to Muslims as “rag-heads” and “jihad monkeys”? Or that shining moment when she called John Edwards a “faggot” on live TV? And who among us didn’t nod in vigorous agreement when she recommended revoking universal suffrage? The fact that she resembles Johny Kerry in a bad wig is the icing on the cake. This woman is the total package, folks. And the way that Adam’s Apple moves up and down like a charmed snake…Actually, there’s a good chance that Ann might have a package. Hey, she said herself that she’s “more of a man” than any liberal. So, for a million, would you care to find out? This is your chance to get down and dirty with centerfold of choice for hairy-palmed fascists everywhere, folks! Although personally speaking, I wouldn’t touch whatever is lurking under that little black dress with Rush Limbaugh’s dick.
For me, the real question is, would I hate fuck Ann Coulter? And I’d have to say, no. No, I would not hate fuck Ann Coulter, not even for a million dollars.
P.S. Mann Coulter. Heh.