February 23, 2009
Would you have surgery to permanently alter your face to look like you’re wearing a pair of Groucho glasses?
The answer is hell no, but I like this question a lot because it’s funny: “Ha, ha you look like Groucho Marx…forever.” I’m not so into the idea, but the less vain and the more desperate-for-a-laugh might really enjoy the bountiful returns that come from giving the gift of humor.
Yeah, it’s definitely good for a chuckle. Just one, though. Not the endless chuckling (not to mention cries of “Oh my god, what is that?”) that you’d hear from people for the rest of your life if you went through with this dare, you comedy-loving freak. File this one under Bad Idea.